The Crazy Awesome Johnson Family Blog: The 100th day of school

Yesterday was the 100th day of school, known to us only because Jayden came home with a paper crown on his head that read "Happy 100th Day of School."

We hope you enjoy the answers he gave to the questions that were given during the "100th Day Olympics!"

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"So I had a weird burp...that turned into throw-up...that tasted like the last three days' dinners." -Sherrie
"There's creepy monsters in my eyes" -Ethan
"Your hair is ugly...but I like it." -Ethan
Mikayla: "Matthew, what do you want to be when you grow up?" Matthew: "...Normal"
"We don't say 'Booyah in your faces'. It's not nice" -Ethan
"It smells like girls in here [...pause...] I mean toilets." -Matthew
"Is there chocolate milk in Kindergarten?.............Good, 'cuz I'm starving!" -Matthew
Matthew: "I hate strike naked." Dad: "What's 'strike naked?'" Matthew: "It's when people are all the way naked. ''Thout their clothes on."
"If you don't have a costume to wear for Halloween, you should just be yourself. And some people might still be scared of you!" -Jayden
"They're kissing...that's 'cuz they're in love and they want to get married." - Matthew
"I need you to write it down because I don't have a very useful memory." - Jayden
"I love Dad. He's my greatest hero." - Matthew
"I'm your favorite mom." - Mikayla
"Im hungry...'cuz my tummy is bored and it needs something to eat." - Matthew
"Not yet, the paper's got to die. It die. HeeHeeeHee!!! It die... Now I flush? Okay!" -Ethan
Matthew in Sacrament Meeting: "I don't NEED water to remember Jesus."
"Say sorry the orange." -Ethan
Me: You're the coolest! Ethan: "no, I Awesome!"
"I have a very un-useful memory." -Jayden
"Maybe I know why he's crying; because maybe babies miss Jesus!" -Matthew
"We don't throw up on other aliens." -Jayden
[Matthew explaining how he got a scrape on his toe while in his room] Matthew (crying): "A bug bit me!" Jay: "That doesn't look like a bug bite." Matthew: "A bug scratched me!" Jay: "Matthew, what were you doing?" Matthew: "Maybe I tripped on a rock." Jay: "Matthew, what were you doing in your room?" Matthew: "Um...I was fighting with my dresser."
"Matthew, let's not be safe with that sharp knife." -Sherrie
"Dad, look! Blood! I picked my lip, and then my lips slide down on my finger and turned to blood!" -Matthew
"I'm thinking if you want a kiss, then there are some things about your face that you need to change." -Sherrie
"I'M NOT SO FUNNY-- I'M TOUGH!" -Matthew
"Once upon a time, there was a BIG butt-truck..." -Matthew
"When you say 'three' I get a spanking." -Matthew
"Matthew, when you're a grandpa, Dad is gonna be dead." -Jayden
"When you're a grown-up, you can do whatever you would like--except break the rules." -Jayden
"Dad! We WANT to get fat!" -Matthew
"See! I don't have any poop on my hand, 'cuz it wasn't on the bottom, 'cuz I'm a big boy; 'cept I'm not a very big boy, 'cuz I pooped my pants. See? They're snowball poops." -Matthew
"The poop--we have to work on." -Sherrie
"Please bless that no airplanes will crash into things." -Jayden praying on September 11
"When you smell your toes, they're yuck." -Matthew
"Mommy, did Daddy lost his poor meatball?" -Matthew
"Diarrhea poop's not fun; just regular poop." -Jayden (at age 4; it's just one of our favorite quotes!)
"Prob'ly I need to go poop, 'cause the pee's not going out." -Matthew
"Daddy, I love you; I know when you're being mean, you're just upset." -Jayden
"Boogers always come back." -Matthew
"Daddy, we don't eat dinosaur brains!" -Jayden
"Please bless us to not be disgusting." -Jayden (while praying)
"Mikayla, can you don't scissor me?" -Matthew
"Did Ethan eat my weapon?" -Matthew
"If you don't have a costume to wear for Halloween, you should just be yourself. And some people might still be scared of you!" -Jayden
Matthew: "I hate strike naked." Dad: "What's 'strike naked?'" Matthew: "It's when people are all the way naked. ''Thout their clothes on."

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